Citronella for Algernon.

everythingmarinecorps:

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.”

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diagonallie:

projectgrizzly:

go to sleep!

I cant fall asleep, why are you awakeeee?

Haha you should go on skype so we don’t blow up people’s dashboards

go to sleep!

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diagonallie:

Bridge in Paris. You can hang locks on it with the name of you and your boyfriend  /girlfriend / best friend and then throw away the key in the river. But when you break up, you can’t remove the lock, it stays there forever, just like a scar.

Totally have to do this when I get to Paris <3 

They say “But when you break up” like it’s a given occurence. Nice.

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is finally coming out with a new album. SICK.

I think I saw you in Big Y today. Was that you? 

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